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Love is like a Lobotomy Master Post

Title: Love is Like a Lobotomy
Author: legit
Crafter 1: jeanquirieplus
Crafter 2: xlickthespark
Fandom: Band of Brothers/The Pacific
Character/Pairing(s): Winnix, Webgott, Snafu/Sledge, Leckie/Hoosier, Basilone/Lena, Ack Ack/Hillbilly, Muck/Malarkey, Runner/Chuckler, Babe/Roe, Harry/Kitty, Leyden/De L'Eau, Phillips/Mary, one-sided Sledge/Phillips, past Basilone/Leckie, assorted cameos by pretty much everyone else
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 34,350
Warnings: Modern AU, Crossover, lots of characters, Slash, Bromance
Summary: Webster writes porn--if only to make a living--and gets into a car wreck with a mouthy cabbie named Liebgott. His fellow writer of the non-porn kind, Leckie thinks the two have oddly interesting chemistry but he's too busy being ignored by Basilone, who has just returned from overseas and makes it a point to avoid Leckie to devote his time to his new girl, Lena.

Snafu, the new secretary at Nixon's (yes, the alcoholic one) shrink office, secretly crushes on his roommate, Sledge. Sledge doesn't notice because his friend Sid is moving away and he's only got eyes for him. Leyden's not gay or anything but he's kind of pissed Snafu doesn't like him that way. Chuckler/Runner and Skip/Malark are champion matchmakers and plot for everyone.

Haldane and Winters kind of just watch over everyone and make sure no one dies.

All in all, it just goes to show love can make you into a fucking mess.
Link to Craft 1: jeanquirieplus @ Fan art here
Link to Craft 2: xlickthespark @ Fanmix here
Disclaimer: I don't own Band of Brothers, The Pacific, nor do I mean any disrespect to the real men in E company, their families, or the First Marines and their families. This is based on the actors' portrayal of real men in a fictional setting not the actual men of Easy or The First Marines themselves. This is a work of fiction and in no part do I claim ownership of any of the people involved in this story.
A/N: Written for warbigbang 2010, much thanks to binni for the beta-ing and listening to me bitch/whine/moan. Same with ochibi_glomper--Best. Friend. Ever. Also much thanks to jeanquirieplus FOR HER BEAUTIFUL ART and xlickthespark FOR HER AMAZING FANMIX. Seriously, I feel so unworthy.

Many, many liberties were taken with how big businesses operate, water polo teams, the procedures lawsuits go through, along with many jokes at the expense of the Adult Entertainment industry.

Part One
Part Two
Part Three
Part Four
Part Five
Part Six
Part Seven
Part Eight
Tags: band of brothers, crack, crossover, het, humor, slash, the pacific, war big bang
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